ESPN Rejected Lin Headlines

This isnt mets related but funny. In case you live in a box or just aren't on twitter where everything seems to happen before it actually does, ESPN.com ran a headline today of "chink in the armor." now obviously espn meant this to say Lin was not invincible due to the fact he had 9 turnovers last night versus the hornets but of course they are a bunch of brain dead morons for putting this headline out. Point is here is some funny rejected espn headlines: Yellow fever Sweet & sour Knicks Taken to Lin cleaners General Tso-So Asian point guard can't drive Hornets make wontons out of Lin very slanted loss Knicks get wok'd Stir fried Knicks Wax on Wax off Knicks fortune run out Me lose you long time Back to ping ping Chow Mein Pain